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Phil and Don Vito's breakfast: 2 Griddles, 2 Orange Juice, 2 Sausages, 1 Egg Muffin, 1 Bacon, 1 #1 with Coffee, and 2 Extra Hash Browns. | |
Bam: We need a firepole, mom.
April: I don't believe it. Are you insane?
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April: [to Phil] I hope you're having fun 'cuz we could be walking into hell,-- the gates of hell.
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[a new SUV rolls into the driveway]
Bam: We gotta get a new ride, Phil...right there, do you like that?
April: No, you're kidding.
Phil: Is it for real or is it gonna blow the hell up?
April: .......is it stolen?
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Ryan: You put ground beef in his toothpaste...he didn't complain once.
Bam: He didn't even notice.
Ryan: He just said "it tastes like beef jerky." Not mad at all.
Bam: You got the toothpaste, loved it. You got the firepole, loved it. The hydraulics, him and Don Vito had a f'in blast. There's hamburgers on his ass of his jeans and he has hamburgers on his T-shirt. Phil's Hell Day is gonna be forever.
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Bam: We need a firepole, mom.
April: I don't believe it. Are you insane?
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Phil: [laughing as his van is hopping] I just jammed my gut into the steering wheel.
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Phil: I love that van Bam, are you nuts? | |
"somebody hands me a super 8 vidieo camera, of course i gonna ya know I'm gonna go nuts with it. so im runing all over the place just filming peoples faces, and this one random guy comes up to me and he's like "thats very rude what you did " so i was in a goofy mood so i pulled the camera back out and started filming him again and he tries to punch me but he ends up punching the camera and it wasnt my camera so i dont care"-BAM (Tony Hawk Pro Skater interview)
"I was just hangin' out back there eatin' a meat pie and next thing you know some guy is freakin' out about nothin."
"I don't wanna fuck u bitch- get off!"
Bam Margera
BMX Joust
"What's the purpose of that?"
"Becuase he's fucking brave, that's why."
"Brave? I don't know about that."
Bam and April Margera
Shit Dive
"You look like an egg with legs coming out it."
Bam Margera
The King
"You smell like hot trash."
Bam Margera
Woodchipper
"You smell like the inside of an ass!"
Bam Margera
Snake River BMX
"You had your big moment on the ice? Well, it's payback time! Kicking your ass would be the icing on my cake!"
Bam Margera
Hockey Fight 2
"He's gonna be annialated!"
Bam Margera
Phil's Chair
What are you, a jerk?"
April Margera
Phil's Pies
"I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today!"
Bam Margera
Dad Beater
"I'm Bam Margera....and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today "
" We wanna rock him out "
"I want you to punch me in the face, one second prior to take-off so it softens the blow"
"YOU IDIOT! YOU GET! OFF LAWN! YOU DON'T MATTER! in fact in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter "
"I'm Comin' buddy, I'm a doctor!"
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| "Phil gets off work in fiveteen minutes.... and I'va twenty paintballs up in this Biatch. And he's gonna fuckin' die!" |
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| "Brandon did it, Punch him..." |
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| "Look, look!, we'r saving all the good grass right here, sow we can just putt it right back over, like no one would even notice!.." |
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| "Do it again bitch!" |
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"I am serously gonna die right now"
Fuck you. Just help him by yourself if you think its so sad.
Bam about Raab Himself.
He was the only reason that i went to highschool.
Dimitri:What did he do wrong?. Bam:everything dude.
"I was just hangin' out back there eatin' a meat pie
and next thing you know some guy is freakin' out about nothin."
"Just lean forward like a motherfucker!"
"I'm Bam Margera. I'm on this tour to be a SCUMBAG. I WILL NEVER SHOWER! water is wrong - YOU IDOIT! GODDAMN IT!! FUCK!!"
"I'm the die hard Ricky Martin fan!" |
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